Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Walking directly behind hot girl: "Should I speed up or slow down?" Says, "Hi"

Walking directly behind hot girl:

JUst got hit on? just got hit on!

JUst got hit on? just got hit on!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"I'm so ornery right now" gets laid

Accidently trips while walking with crush Grabs her boobs while falling

Accidently trips while walking with crush Grabs her boobs while falling  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Never got laid in High School Sleeps with adversary and crush by age 22

Never got laid in High School Sleeps with adversary and crush by age 22  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Oh.. you bought large sized condoms? Good, those other ones were too small from before

Oh.. you bought large sized condoms? Good, those other ones were too small from before  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girl I slept with said i had a small penis doesn't matter had sex

girl I slept with said i had a small penis doesn't matter had sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says we should just be friends friends with benefits, who really never go to dinner or talk

Says we should just be friends friends with benefits, who really never go to dinner or talk  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

makes "the little mermaid" reference friends got it

makes

her parents decided to come on second date? tell everyone you 'met her parents for lunch'

her parents decided to come on second date?  tell everyone you 'met her parents for lunch'  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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