Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

actually sick on 4/20 everyone thinks you smoke weed now

actually sick on 4/20 everyone thinks you smoke weed now  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Personal trainer refuses to see me because we are now dating

Personal trainer refuses to see me because we are now dating  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

hot girl stage dives on top of me boobs land perfectly in hands

hot girl stage dives on top of me boobs land perfectly in hands  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

condoms are expired because gf is on birthcontrol

condoms are expired because gf is on birthcontrol  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Me: "That should be easy to remember, its my ex girlfriend's name" Her: "want it to be your next girlfriend's name?"

Me:

Friend Posts on my facebook Gets a bunch of likes

Friend Posts on my facebook Gets a bunch of likes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

4 years in high school without ever getting a second date 4 weeks in a college relationship, getting laid

4 years in high school without ever getting a second date 4 weeks in a college relationship, getting laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Stopped texting crush because I thought she didn't like me She starts texting me

Stopped texting crush because I thought she didn't like me She starts texting me    Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I enjoy reading confession bear posts i feel better knowing there are people more fucked up than me

I enjoy reading confession bear posts i feel better knowing there are people more fucked up than me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forget to reply to text for 20 minutes Text said "Good Night" Didn't warrant reply

Forget to reply to text for 20 minutes Text said
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