Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Farted on girlfriend for first time Didn't hear it over her voice

Farted on girlfriend for first time Didn't hear it over her voice  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I used to have crippling social skills Now I just get embarrassed.

I used to have crippling social skills  Now I just get embarrassed.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

farted in front of a girl but then fucking found a genie, had sex with the girl (who then made me a sandwich), found a cute kitten, and received a one billion dollar inheritance

farted in front of a girl but then fucking found a genie, had sex with the girl (who then made me a sandwich), found a cute kitten, and received a one billion dollar inheritance  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

put redbull in coffee can now see noises

put redbull in coffee can now see noises  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend First post goes straight to front page

Looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend First post goes straight to front page  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friendzoned so hard She sleeps half naked in my bed.

friendzoned so hard She sleeps half naked in my bed.   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

ask for a Pinata smash her box in front of all my friends

ask for a Pinata smash her box in front of all my friends  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sends awkward text to wrong number sees it on reddit

Sends awkward text to wrong number sees it on reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't know how to dance gets free lesson from cute girl at the club

Doesn't know how to dance gets free lesson from cute girl at the club  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

'Oh, ok, if no one else wants to speak first I'll do it.' Enjoys it

'Oh, ok, if no one else wants to speak first I'll do it.' Enjoys it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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