Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

is confronted by hotel security at HarMUN tells them to stop interupting the orgy

is confronted by hotel security at HarMUN tells them to stop interupting the orgy  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gf broke up with me Return expensive birthday gift

Gf broke up with me  Return expensive birthday gift   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally sexted a guy No homo

Accidentally sexted a guy No homo  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally sing along with the wrong part of a song on the radio It's cool, I'm freestyling!

Accidentally sing along with the wrong part of a song on the radio It's cool, I'm freestyling!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lengthy hospitalization, upon leaving asks intern for coffee sometime. Hospital policy says no. Run into him two years later at random laundromat, he asks me out for coffee the following week.

Lengthy hospitalization, upon leaving asks intern for coffee sometime. Hospital policy says no. Run into him two years later at random laundromat, he asks me out for coffee the following week.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't shave genitals due to not getting laid Gets laid

Doesn't shave genitals due to not getting laid Gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Not on reddit for safe On Reddit for murder confession

Not on reddit for safe On Reddit for murder confession  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Period ends just in time for Valentines has no sweetheart

Period ends just in time for Valentines has no sweetheart  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says hello to a friend but cute girl thinks your talking to her She smiles and says hello back

Says hello to a friend but cute girl thinks your talking to her She smiles and says hello back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Self Confidence issues about length Girlfriend says I'm four times the size of her ex

Self Confidence issues about length Girlfriend says I'm four times the size of her ex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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