Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Listens to her talk about her boyfriend after a blow job

Listens to her talk about her boyfriend after a blow job  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Incredibly attractive woman friend says I'm so far in the friendzone she doesnt view me as a "man" Takes her clothes off in front of me

Incredibly attractive woman friend says I'm so far in the friendzone she doesnt view me as a

Says "wanna see something disgusting?" while getting naked She says yes, thinks my crushed toenail makes me tough

Says

No seats left on bus Hot girl moves bag to make room

No seats left on bus Hot girl moves bag to make room  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Roommate's friend leaves her wallet on the counter Called her and have a date on Friday

Roommate's friend leaves her wallet on the counter Called her and have a date on Friday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Run out of toilet paper in crowded public restroom ghost poop

Run out of toilet paper in crowded public restroom ghost poop  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend's Purity Ring Gives dick a rash

Girlfriend's Purity Ring Gives dick a rash  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

stretches out hand to say goodbye to girl he just met gets hugged

stretches out hand to say goodbye to girl he just met gets hugged  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

only person dancing at the bar hot girl comes over and gives me her number

only person dancing at the bar hot girl comes over and gives me her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Corrects lady on phone about name feels like a bitch all day

Corrects lady on phone about name feels like a bitch all day  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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