Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Had pity-sex with pregnant chick Had pity-sex with pregnant chick

Had pity-sex with pregnant chick Had pity-sex with pregnant chick  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Boss catches you coming into work late Gives you a raise

Boss catches you coming into work late Gives you a raise  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

got caught staring at a girl later caught the girl staring at me

got caught staring at a girl later caught the girl staring at me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

joined campus racial student groups to prove they are doing nothing but perpetuating a racist social climate gained new friends, ate amazing food, heard awesome music, and learned about cultural practices i would have never been exposed to otherwise

joined campus racial student groups to prove they are doing nothing but perpetuating a racist social climate gained new friends, ate amazing food, heard awesome music, and learned about cultural practices i would have never been exposed to otherwise  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward eye contact with cute girl She smiled

Awkward eye contact with cute girl She smiled  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes obscure reference Receive downvotes Commenter explains source achieve karma neutrality

Makes obscure reference
Receive downvotes Commenter explains source
achieve karma neutrality  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

LIES TO DENTIST ABOUT FLOSSING "I CAN TELL"

LIES TO DENTIST ABOUT FLOSSING

Get caught unintentionally taking a peek at the guy in the next urinal Mine's bigger

Get caught unintentionally taking a peek at the guy in the next urinal  Mine's bigger  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only dodgeball team to sign up for intramurals Crowned Champions

Only dodgeball team to sign up for intramurals Crowned Champions  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Too scared to text absent friend accidently text them about it instead of other person They can't tell and admit they are sad that the relationship is distant

Too scared to text absent friend accidently text them about it instead of other person They can't tell and admit they are sad that the relationship is distant  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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