Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Opens thread "Raw capture shootout Boston Bombers caught on tape" Expects it to be safe

Opens thread

has no balls to talk to girl in real life made a meme about her and reaped the karma instead

has no balls to talk to girl in real life made a meme about her and reaped the karma instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sees a map of North Korea's nuclear blast radii, reaching the US Lives in Texas

Sees a map of North Korea's nuclear blast radii, reaching the US Lives in Texas  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

2 days before prom, desperately ask out most attractive girl in the year via Facebook message She says yes, and I get a second date

2 days before prom, desperately ask out most attractive girl in the year via Facebook message She says yes, and I get a second date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says "no" when hot girl asks if I feel like going out partying this weekend "Can I come over to your place instead then?"

Says

Get a 40 on a test teacher puts it in as a 400

Get a 40 on a test teacher puts it in as a 400  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Throws up in class from anxiety Acts drunk while leaving

Throws up in class from                anxiety  Acts drunk while leaving  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes meme about how he'll never get on front page gets on front page

Makes meme about how he'll never get on front page gets on front page  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

call girl by the wrong name she gets competition anxiety and puts out

call girl by the wrong name she gets competition anxiety and puts out   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says or does somthing awkward Being told that you are funny

Says or does somthing awkward Being told that you are funny  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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