Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Caught checking out cute guy from adjacent department He walks past twice more

Caught checking out cute guy from adjacent department He walks past twice more  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I was never good at nailing anything Except your daughter

I was never good at nailing anything Except your daughter  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

didn't lay a finger on the girl entire date, gave a hug at the end at least i felt her boobs

didn't lay a finger on the girl entire date, gave a hug at the end at least i felt her boobs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, who would stop me?"

Says something really stupid while talking to cute girl plays it out like a joke, girl likes comedians

Says something really stupid while talking to cute girl plays it out like a joke, girl likes comedians  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forced to stand right next to hot chick in elevator Stays in that spot after everyone else exits

Forced to stand right next to hot chick in elevator Stays in that spot after everyone else exits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I was shy before it was cool

I was shy before it was cool  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tells sexist joke to crush she finds it funny

Tells sexist joke to crush she finds it funny  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Loses virginity Moans song lyrics for dirty talk

Loses virginity Moans song lyrics for dirty talk   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

only the middle urinal is open I'm the biggest

only the middle urinal is open I'm the biggest  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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