Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ask girl out, she's got a girlfriend Threesome

Ask girl out, she's got a girlfriend Threesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cop asks why you failed to signal Looks cop in the eye and says "because i didn't want to"

cop asks why you failed to signal Looks cop in the eye and says

Knows 99% of my facebook friends won't understand this Doesn't give a fuck

Knows 99% of my facebook friends won't understand this Doesn't give a fuck  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friend changes your status to "This semester is just pounding me in the ass.... and I like it." multiple cute girls like it

Friend changes your status to

Has to poop at new girlfriend's house It's a quick, easy, non-stinky 1 wiper.

Has to poop at new girlfriend's house It's a quick, easy, non-stinky 1 wiper.   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

smiled at wrong girl smiled back anyway

smiled at wrong girl smiled back anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

'friend' shows up crying "All he wanted was tea" breaks out of the friendzone

'friend' shows up crying

Is shy and avoids girls which makes him cute

Is shy and avoids girls which makes him cute  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"um..." Sex

Thinks he got friendzoned by hot girl. She wants something casual!

Thinks he got friendzoned by hot girl.  She wants something casual!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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