Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently called girl beautiful Called girl beautiful

Accidently called girl beautiful Called girl beautiful  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gf broke up with you because your dick is to big

Gf broke up with you because your dick is to big  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

stands up and proposes study-group on last day. only one response... hottest girl in class who penguin hasn't had the balls to talk to all semester

stands up and proposes study-group on last day. 
only one response... hottest girl in class who penguin hasn't had the balls to talk to all semester  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Skype hot friend that friendzoned me she answers naked

Skype hot friend that friendzoned me she answers naked  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only has 3 good friends doesnt have to spend life savings on christmas gifts

Only has 3 good friends doesnt have to spend life savings on christmas gifts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

hot date asks me if i enjoy eating out, i tell her i don't really know any good local restaurants other eating out

hot date asks me if i enjoy eating out, i tell her i don't really know any good local restaurants other eating out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

let slip "Dat ass" as girl walks by date on friday

let slip

Got tongue tied when talking to a girl and mispronounced her name She didn't hear me

Got tongue tied when talking to a girl and mispronounced her name She didn't hear me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

So proud when my 7 year old -asked for "Peace for Easter." Till she followed up by saying "I like the purple ones."

So proud when my 7 year old -asked for

Oh no, there are other people here Still manages to pee in urinal

Oh no, there are other people here Still manages to pee in urinal  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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