Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Socially awkward Master of whimsy

Socially awkward Master of whimsy  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forget keys inside the house while in a date breach the door with a hotel keycard

Forget keys inside the house while in a date breach the door with a hotel keycard  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally Wear V-Neck With Huge Chest Pimple All the girls thought it was a hickey.

Accidentally Wear V-Neck With Huge Chest Pimple All the girls thought it was a hickey.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Thinks it's gross when you touch your balls Will still suck them later

Thinks it's gross when you touch your balls Will still suck them later  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Boss catches you slacking off at work Gets promotion because boss thinks you're bored.

Boss catches you slacking off at work Gets promotion because boss thinks you're bored.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Boss can tell you are so high Asks you if you can get him any

Boss can tell you are so high Asks you if you can get him any  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cellphone rang during briefing with boss boss' girlfriend

cellphone rang during briefing with boss boss' girlfriend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

hot girl asks if my shirt glows in the dark, but i'm too nervous to respond she puts her face in my chest to find out anyways

hot girl asks if my shirt glows in the dark, but i'm too nervous to respond she puts her face in my chest to find out anyways  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

silent fart in class actually comes out loud No one notices

silent fart in class actually comes out loud No one notices  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Eat quietly and alone at subway Gets her name and phone number

Eat quietly and alone at subway Gets her name and phone number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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