Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Is to nervous to make actual conversation on First date Gets to first base and on a second date anyways

Is to nervous to make actual conversation on First date Gets to first base and on a second date anyways  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Farts next to hot girl in class she thinks she got a text message

Farts next to hot girl in class she thinks she got a text message  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Spends weekends at home sleeping alone Restored hp to 100% doe!

Spends weekends at home sleeping 
alone Restored hp to 100% doe!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Roll out of bed without showering Cute girl likes my new hairstyle

Roll out of bed without showering Cute girl likes my new hairstyle  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Facebook stalking a girl when she walks up behind me Asks if I want to see more

Facebook stalking a girl when she walks up behind me Asks if I want to see more  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Is told "you're the worst teacher I've ever had in my entire life" "Because you are a cat lover and listen to hip-hop"

Is told

Awkward conversation due to sexual tension

Awkward conversation due to sexual tension  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asks girl driving a nice convertible to take her top off She takes off the wrong one

Asks girl driving a nice convertible to take her top off She takes off the wrong one  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

told attractive female friend she had "white stuff" on her butt asks me to wipe it off for her

told attractive female friend she had

Make front-page post about year long dry-spell get laid the next day.

Make front-page post about year long dry-spell get laid the next day.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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