Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes to prom alone Leaves with a date

Goes to prom alone Leaves with a date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Too drunk to masturbate DRUNK ENOUGH TO MESSAGE GIRLS ON OKCUPID

Too drunk to masturbate DRUNK ENOUGH TO MESSAGE GIRLS ON OKCUPID  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Phone rings during first date makeout session date thinks ringtone is awesome

Phone rings during first date makeout session date thinks ringtone is awesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

inadvertently starts fart war with some dude in the gents wins

inadvertently starts fart war with some dude in the gents wins  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

breaks a glass across a booth table finds 50 cents

breaks a glass across a booth table finds 50 cents  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Alone in my room, watching old Star Trek on a Friday night Both girlfriends come into my room naked and start watching it with me

Alone in my room, watching old Star Trek on a Friday night Both girlfriends come into my room naked and start watching it with me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets caught staring at girl She winks back

Gets caught staring at girl She winks back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets rejected for second date Dating way too many girls already

Gets rejected for second date Dating way too many girls already  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

catholic mass tries to take our pitch Start singing disney songs

catholic mass tries to take our pitch Start singing disney songs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sees cute girl and spills book truck she helps pick up books and smiles

sees cute girl and spills book truck she helps pick up books and smiles  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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