Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

texts two different girls for 4 AM booty call everyone has an iphone, becomes group conversation

texts two different girls for 4 AM  booty call everyone has an iphone, becomes group conversation  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally walks into girls washroom Gets Laid

Accidentally walks into girls washroom Gets Laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got rear ended by a good looking girl Got her name and Number

Got rear ended by a good looking girl Got her name and Number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

says hi to girl you like girl says hi back

says hi to girl you like girl says hi back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Used "Call me maybe" lyrics as pickup line on girl Worked

Used

At church with girlfriend On reddit

At church with girlfriend On reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tells cute girl you have to play borderlands She wants to rollplay as moxxi

Tells cute girl you have to play borderlands She wants to rollplay as moxxi  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Loves Fr. Barron and Michael Voris

Loves Fr. Barron and Michael Voris  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl complains that our one night stand was a mistake still had sex!

Girl complains that our one night stand was a mistake still had sex!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes statement about having no friends Covers it up by saying they are bad influences on me as I'm trying to stay clean

Makes statement about having no friends Covers it up by saying they are bad influences on me as I'm trying to stay clean  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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