Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I am awkward But this girl I went out with was a slut

I am awkward But this girl I went out with was a slut  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

reads men health on seducing woman with bacon. attempts it. finds out she's a vegetarian gets laid

reads men health on seducing woman with bacon. attempts it. finds out she's a vegetarian  gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mom walks in during only sex scene Doesn't even look at the tv

Mom walks in during only sex scene Doesn't even look at the tv  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

You are the weirdest colleague I've ever met. But you did a great job, hope to see you more

You are the weirdest colleague I've ever met.  But you did a great job, hope to see you more  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Not social enough for the real world Too social to relate to most stuff on reddit

Not social enough for the real world Too social to relate to most stuff on reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Handing out note to class like a derp. Crush reaches for the note but ends up swiping your dick.

Handing out note to class like a derp. Crush reaches for the note but ends up swiping your dick.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sliding sideways down an icy road at 8mph To outside observers, appears to be going ∞

Sliding sideways down an icy road at 8mph To outside observers, appears to be going ∞  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says borderline offensive joke during class They love it

Says borderline offensive joke during class They love it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Stuttering a lot when talking to a girl She thinks I speak a bit of ZULU

Stuttering a lot when talking to a girl She thinks I speak a bit of ZULU  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Guy a the grocery store catches me talking to myself stare at him straight in the eye until he gets so uncomfortable that he puts his head down and walks away

Guy a the grocery store catches me talking to myself stare at him straight in the eye until he gets so uncomfortable that he puts his head down and walks away  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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