Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says to girl over Facebook chat "LET'S BOINK" She says "let's do it"

Says to girl over Facebook chat

forgot to eat breakfast Remembered i planned a lunch meeting

forgot to eat breakfast Remembered i planned a lunch meeting  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says serves are like rockets Launched from North Korea

Says serves are like rockets Launched from North Korea  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets downvoted to hell and needs to recover finds /r/freekarma

gets downvoted to hell and needs to recover finds /r/freekarma  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drinks Alcohol

Drinks Alcohol  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Blacked out Cleaned apartment

Blacked out Cleaned apartment  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Starts talking to cute girl who immediately mentions her boyfriend Charming and witty for the rest of the conversation

Starts talking to cute girl who immediately mentions her boyfriend Charming and witty for the rest of the conversation  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Apartment next door plays obnoxiously loud music They have good taste

Apartment next door plays obnoxiously loud music They have good taste  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Laughs and reaches to touch the inner tigh Misses and touches crotch instead

Laughs and reaches to touch the inner tigh Misses and touches crotch instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets shy around crush Thinks I'm playing hard to get and is more attracted to me

Gets shy around crush Thinks I'm playing hard to get and is more attracted to me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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