Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Pees on pants while in the bathroom leaves bathroom and complains to friends about how while washing hands, water splashed onto pants and how it now looks like pee

Pees on pants while in the bathroom leaves bathroom and complains to friends about how while washing hands, water splashed onto pants and how it now looks like pee  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Makes video game reference to crush's drawing she not only gets it but agrees and appropriately titles it

Makes video game reference to crush's drawing she not only gets it but agrees and appropriately titles it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

get turned down by girl after making out with her while i was sick

get turned down by girl  after making out with her while i was sick  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wife gets home early and catches me jerking off gives blowjob

Wife gets home early and catches me jerking off gives blowjob  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Comment gets downvoted So much that it's awesome

Comment gets downvoted So much that it's awesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

buys way too late into an obvious bubble 20% profit in 2 days

buys way too late into an obvious bubble 20% profit in 2 days  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl tells me, "I don't believe in free will, do you?" "Sure we have free will, I could tackle you to the ground and snap your neck right now but I don't."

Girl tells me,

Laugh at funny song lyric while accidentally glimpsing at cute girl on subway Introduces Herself

Laugh at funny song lyric while accidentally glimpsing at cute girl on subway Introduces Herself  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friends hack facebook and ask out cute girl she accepts

Friends hack facebook and ask out cute girl she accepts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

dude catches me taking a leak on a nearby bush he's also taking a leak

dude catches me taking a leak on a nearby bush he's also taking a leak  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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