Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Get massive hard-on laying with hot chick and watching TV Doesn't go to waste

Get massive hard-on laying with hot chick and watching TV Doesn't go to waste  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Set off alarm at store Hot female employee pulls my shirt up and removes tag

Set off alarm at store Hot female employee pulls my shirt up and removes tag  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

On Facebook at Work Comments on Company Update to Boost Reach

On Facebook at Work Comments on Company Update to Boost Reach  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"shots of whiskey make me gag" Good thing I don't have whiskey dick.

gets first meaningful valentines card not the same handwriting as my mum

gets first meaningful valentines card not the same handwriting as my mum  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

have witty greeting but fuck it up pull it off as witty greeting anyway

have witty greeting but fuck it up pull it off as witty greeting anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Alone at my St.Patty House Party Doesn't have to share alcohol

Alone at my St.Patty House Party Doesn't have to share alcohol  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got friendzoned can touch boobs during hugs

Got friendzoned can touch boobs during hugs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Breaks Penis first time having sex Automatic Erection Button Installed

Breaks Penis first time having sex Automatic Erection Button Installed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only single guy at the new years party Kissed 2 single girls at midnight

Only single guy at the new years party Kissed 2 single girls at midnight  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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