Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Missed cakeday while socializing

Missed cakeday while socializing  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Boss tells me I have to start coming in to work on time Renews my contract; doesn’t mention excessive reddit use

Boss tells me I have to start coming in to work on time Renews my contract; doesn’t mention excessive reddit use  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets arrested Shares cell with Attractive Convict

Gets arrested Shares cell with Attractive Convict  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wakes up next to hot girl, expects her to immediately regret the previous night and kick me out Instant morning sex

Wakes up next to hot girl, expects her to immediately regret the previous night and kick me out Instant morning sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

doesn't give a shit about Joseph Kony in 2012 doesn't give a shit about joseph kony in 2013

doesn't give a shit about Joseph Kony in 2012 doesn't give a shit about joseph kony in 2013  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

OC Repost

OC Repost  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gambled a fart and shat on a date asked out again

Gambled a fart and shat on a date asked out again  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Calls teacher mom teacher is mom

Calls teacher mom teacher is mom  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally holds men's room door for a girl bathroom sex

accidentally holds men's room door for a girl bathroom sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hosting h/c and dcs on a 40m pot logs back in to payout

Hosting h/c and dcs on a 40m pot logs back in to payout  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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