Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didn't ask anyone out for valentine's day Didn't get rejected

Didn't ask anyone out for valentine's day Didn't get rejected  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl asks me if I'm talking to myself "No, and neither am I"

Girl asks me if I'm talking to myself

Phone rings at the statistics lecture The ringtone is "Surfing Bird" and prof. Sokolowski likes it

Phone rings at the statistics lecture The ringtone is

Friend texts crush "Wanna be my girlfriend" says yes

Friend texts crush

cute girl catches me singing "Killer Tofu" like an idiot. "OMG I love the Beets"

cute girl catches me singing

Girl says, "thanks for the ride" I say the same thing back Because we had sex

Girl says,

Was unsure of New Maverick orientation at first... Had a Great Time!!!

Was unsure of New Maverick orientation at first... Had a Great Time!!!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Get to work at a [7] Work at taco bell

Get to work at a [7] Work at taco bell  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ask wrong girl to homecoming She says yes

Ask wrong girl to homecoming She says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally tripped into hot girl while talking to secret crush, letting out a huge cleveland steamer all over both of them had three-way on a bed of bacon

Accidentally tripped into hot girl while talking to secret crush, letting out a huge cleveland steamer all over both of them had three-way on a bed of bacon  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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