Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Puts phone number on facebook personal notes because too afraid to ask people for theirs Crush texts you within hour of doing so.

Puts phone number on facebook personal notes because too afraid to ask people for theirs Crush texts you within hour of doing so.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wet dream about ex Subconsciously remembers every detail.

Wet dream about ex Subconsciously remembers every detail.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally tried to stick it in her butt She's turned on by my "bold move"

Accidentally tried to stick it in her butt She's turned on by my

Accidentally brush up against a girl's breast She laughs and grabs yours

Accidentally brush up against a girl's breast She laughs and grabs yours  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Have something witty to say topic changes and still says it anyway

Have something witty to say topic changes and still says it anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

lose karma for speaking political beliefs gain it back by correcting another redditor's spelling

lose karma for speaking political beliefs gain it back by correcting another redditor's spelling  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Can't tell if red Or blue

Can't tell if red Or blue  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Plans out future with crush in head She was doing the same thing

Plans out future with crush in head She was doing the same thing  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

lectures about metadata while wearing paisley rushes home to blast gangsta rap and drink into oblivion

lectures about metadata while wearing paisley rushes home to blast gangsta rap and drink into oblivion  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Realized my text sounded like i was talking about my penis Girl responded "Keep talking..."

Realized my text sounded like i was talking about my penis Girl responded
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