Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Thinks big blind is twice as high as what it is buys the pot

Thinks big blind is twice as high as what it is  buys the pot  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hot Hair Stylist's crotch bumps into my elbow while she's cutting my hair She doesn't move away

Hot Hair Stylist's crotch bumps into my elbow while she's cutting my hair  She doesn't move away  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I was in the same room as a girl

I was in the same room as a girl  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Commented on cute girl's status and was ignored Comment liked by a more attractive girl

Commented on cute girl's status and was ignored Comment liked by a more attractive girl  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"You're like a brother to me" "I'd fuck you"

finally kisses a girl and tries to hide boner girl also tries to hide boner

finally kisses a girl and tries to hide boner girl also tries to hide boner  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Military Cuts Educational Beenfits Joins the National Guard

Military Cuts Educational Beenfits Joins the National Guard  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

goes out for first time in months labeled a ladies man by all of the girls i was hanging out with

goes out for first time in months  labeled a ladies man by all of the girls i was hanging out with   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"you're such a good friend, i feel so comfortable around you" "That's why i want to give my virginity to you."

Girlfriend uses me because she likes my friend turns out she's a crazy bitch and loses all of her friends.

Girlfriend uses me because she likes my friend turns out she's a crazy bitch and loses all of her friends.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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