Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

mentally argues with self wins

mentally argues with self wins  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

woke up abruptly having pissed myself woke up abruptly not having pissed myself

woke up abruptly having pissed myself woke up abruptly not having pissed myself  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Posted an obvious repost and got called out on it still got 6,000+ up votes

Posted an obvious repost and got called out on it still got 6,000+ up votes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hire my wife to work at my company Now all my coworkers know my penis is huge

Hire my wife to work at my company Now all my coworkers know my penis is huge  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ex is my waitress my date is way hotter than my ex

Ex is my waitress my date is way hotter than my ex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

People at my school think i'm socially awkward I still get twitter followers

People at my school think i'm socially awkward I still get twitter followers  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes to prom alone comes home with a girl on each arm

Goes to prom alone comes home with a girl on each arm  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Truck dies unexpectedly on a date Fix broken battery terminal connection with vice grips

Truck dies unexpectedly on a date Fix broken battery terminal connection with vice grips  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forgot second half of joke

Forgot second half of joke   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ex makes friends believe you were the controlfreak. Friends don't believe his lies.

Ex makes friends believe you were the controlfreak. Friends don't believe his lies.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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