Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only gets 18 upvotes makes 18 people I don't know exhale heavily out of their nose

Only gets 18 upvotes makes 18 people I don't know exhale heavily out of their nose  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Customer asks for a cigarette too high for me to reach jump up and grab it like a boss

Customer asks for a cigarette too high for me to reach jump up and grab it like a boss  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cute girl smiles at me, trip and fall down scraping hands and knees get number, date for lunch tomorrow

cute girl smiles at me, trip and fall down scraping hands and knees get number, date for lunch tomorrow  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Let out massive fart in public toilet *applaus*

Let out massive fart in public toilet *applaus*  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

In a social gathering with a pack of cards Does magic, attracts a crowd

In a social gathering with a pack of cards Does magic, attracts a crowd   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Run into cute girl in the hallway. "Oh.. excuse me." "Oh, you're fine. Don't worry about it." She thinks I'm fine.

Run into cute girl in the hallway.

Accidentally ask girl to dinner on Valentine's Day jeopardizing friendship Date on Saturday

Accidentally ask girl to dinner on Valentine's Day jeopardizing friendship Date on Saturday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didnt clog the toilet Had diarrhea

Didnt clog the toilet Had diarrhea   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets friendzoned by girl helps him set up date for another

gets friendzoned by girl helps him set up date for another  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets a hair in eye and accidentally winks at a cute boy Boy winks back

Gets a hair in eye and accidentally winks at a cute boy Boy winks back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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