Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Shakes waiter's hand Hands him menus with other hand

Shakes waiter's hand Hands him menus with other hand  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sick with cold, hesitate to shake hands Remember I can't stand the other person. Shake hands like a boss.

Sick with cold, hesitate to shake hands Remember I can't stand the other person. Shake hands like a boss.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl i like leaves, think of what i should have said realize she didn't leave, say those things

Girl i like leaves, think of what i should have said realize she didn't leave, say those things  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hot girl says i'm socially awkward She says she loves that about me

Hot girl says  i'm socially awkward She  says she loves that about me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Is socially awkward penguin Goes to school where no one cares

Is socially awkward penguin Goes to school where no one cares  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Yells "suck my dick" to a friend and everyone hears.. Random girl approaches and asks where and when

Yells

Stretches in class Touches strangers boobs

Stretches in class  Touches strangers boobs  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally posts comment twice, got karma for both comments

accidentally posts comment twice, got karma for both comments  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

too shy to ask girl for number in front of her friends girl emails you with her phone number

too shy to ask girl for number in front of her friends girl emails you with her phone number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidental Eye Contact Continue to stare deep into soul until clear dominance is established and all sense of self-worth is purged from victim.

Accidental Eye Contact Continue to stare deep into soul until clear dominance is established and all sense of self-worth is purged from victim.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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