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Gave that bitch a friendzone Bitch loves friendzone

Gave that bitch a friendzone Bitch loves friendzone  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

confronted by friend about post on /r/mangonewild asks if she upvoted

confronted by friend about post on /r/mangonewild asks if she upvoted  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Trips during cross country unit of gym Steadied myself on a girls but

Trips during cross country unit of gym Steadied myself on a girls but  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

replies to rejection letter with internet meme gets hired

replies to rejection letter with internet meme gets hired  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

goes on okcupid to meet people Gets email: "we just detected you're among the most attractive people on okcupid."

goes on okcupid to meet people Gets email:

Clothes are becoming uncomfortably tight From working out

Clothes are becoming uncomfortably tight From working out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Meets girl on the internet Hotter in real life than in her profile pictures

Meets girl on the internet Hotter in real life than in her profile pictures  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Compulsively checks on recent submissions by reloading the front page

Compulsively checks on recent submissions by reloading the front page  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally epic

accidentally epic  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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