Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Bullied for homosexuality always get anal

Bullied for homosexuality always get anal  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk as fuck and asks chick I don't even like to fuck me. Pfft, sex anyway.

Drunk as fuck and asks chick I don't even like to fuck me. Pfft, sex anyway.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Creepily figure out hot girls username She tells me what it is so i can read her posts

Creepily figure out hot girls username She tells me what it is  so i can read her posts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friendzoned "Hey want to be friends with benefits?"

Friendzoned

Met new girl while high. Said "Sorry, I'm high as balls" She cracks up

Met new girl while high. Said

Waves at person in front of me, who was waving at the person behind me The person behind him waved back at me

Waves at person in front of me, who was waving at the person behind me The person behind him waved back at me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Are you going downtown? I go further" "If so, I can sit next to the window, so I won't hinder your way down".

Girlfriend broke up with me cheated on her 3 days before

Girlfriend broke up with me cheated on her 3 days before  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

stare at my feet going up subway stairs so girl in skirt is comforable head butt her ass

stare at my feet going up subway stairs so girl in skirt is comforable head butt her ass  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drop Calamari while trying to get keys out of pocket at Pizza Place Catch the bag with my free hand

Drop Calamari while trying to get keys out of pocket at Pizza Place Catch the bag with my free hand  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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