Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Quote red vs Blue joke to non nerdy coworker... "Thats funny, I'll to remember that one.

Quote red vs Blue joke to non nerdy coworker...

Took a massive shit in a public toilet and clogged it Find all the supplies and tools necessary to unclog it

Took a massive shit in a public toilet and clogged it Find all the supplies and tools necessary to unclog it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

PAnts are falling down gangsta sag

PAnts are falling down gangsta sag  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Chrsitmas Diarrhea and the toilet is nearly out of paper Two wipe poop

Chrsitmas Diarrhea and the toilet is nearly out of paper Two wipe poop  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mixup her name with her best friends name and walk over Takes it as a compliment

Mixup her name with her best friends name and walk over Takes it as a compliment  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Date stands me up for dinner Now I get to eat something more expensive for myself

Date stands me up for dinner Now I get to eat something more expensive for myself  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Miss the handshake with stranger, boob punch responded with a cup check... came home with me at end of night.

Miss the handshake with stranger, boob punch responded with a cup check... came home with me at end of night.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got pulled over today for speeding on my moped

Got pulled over today for speeding on my moped   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Too nervous to make small talk in elevator In Finland

Too nervous to make small talk in elevator In Finland  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Starts singing a song too early keeps singing to make it a round

Starts singing a song too early keeps singing
 to make it a round    Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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