Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Had sex for the first time after a long dry spell Lasted 2 hours and was called amazing

Had sex for the first time after a long dry spell Lasted 2 hours and was called amazing   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkwardly checks karma for the next 2 minutes 3 Upvotes and 2 new comments!

Awkwardly checks karma for the next 2 minutes 3 Upvotes and 2 new comments!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Walks into a wall Ends up in hogwarts

Walks into a wall Ends up in hogwarts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hot Dr: "I would like to give you a hernia test" Me: "Please" "My pleasure."

Hot Dr:

plans out conversation ahead of time goes exactly as expected

plans out conversation ahead of time goes exactly as expected  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

lets out horrific gas a moment before pretty girl strolls by has perfect scapegoat because I'm walking the dog

lets out horrific gas a moment before pretty girl strolls by has perfect scapegoat because I'm walking the dog  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Took 50 minutes to do a 30 minute job Is Bill Clinton

Took 50 minutes to do a 30 minute job Is Bill Clinton  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally tells foreign friend "I love you" in her native language says it back

accidentally tells foreign friend

In the friend zone Still better than most of reddit

In the friend zone Still better than most of reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Grabbed by lion seal Escapes the human who wanted to eat me

Grabbed by lion seal Escapes the human who wanted to eat me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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