Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Haven't Showered in Days Compliments all day about how good you smell

Haven't Showered in Days Compliments all day about how good you smell  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't mention crippling virginity to her Delivers 30 orgasms

Doesn't mention crippling virginity to her Delivers 30 orgasms  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Took relationship advice from an anthropomorphised duck NEW GIRLFRIEND

Took relationship advice from an anthropomorphised duck NEW GIRLFRIEND  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk texts girl, "I think you're awesome <3" Gets date with her after apologizing

Drunk texts girl,

goes to class smelling a bit like weed compliments on how great you smell

goes to class smelling a bit like weed compliments on how great you smell  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Red Wings Rebuilding year western conference semi-final game 7

Red Wings Rebuilding year western conference semi-final game 7  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Practices conversation in head before approaching girls Actually goes as planned

Practices conversation in head before approaching girls Actually goes as planned  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friendzone with benefits

Friendzone with benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forced to socialize because the internet went down Meets another redditor

Forced to socialize because the internet went down Meets another redditor  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl Friend starts talking about Ex Mine is bigger

Girl Friend starts talking about Ex Mine is bigger  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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