Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mumbles while telling joke other people hear it as something funnier

Mumbles while telling joke other people hear it as something funnier  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

trips on the street turns it into a little jog as though suddenly in a hurry

trips on the street turns it into a little jog as though suddenly in a hurry  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Shows reddit to sister while there is an incest AMA on the front page Gets laid

Shows reddit to sister while there is an incest AMA on the front page Gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally asks my best friend if she wants to sleep over in text She says yes!

Accidentally asks my best friend if she wants to sleep over in text  She says yes!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Talk about windows 8 and reddit in a job interview got offered a job on the spot

Talk about windows 8 and reddit in a job interview got offered a job on the spot  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl is strongly coming on to you. Start reciting lines from Anchorman Get laid.

Girl is strongly coming on to you. Start reciting lines from Anchorman Get laid.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets stood up Goes home with the waitress

Gets stood up Goes home with the waitress  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friend walked in on me crying to "Prison Break" Finale She said "You're not a total dick" and had sex with me.

Friend walked in on me crying to

Violent shits in public restroom Guy in other stall follows suite

Violent shits in public restroom Guy in other stall follows suite  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

come late to class, only left-handed seats left is left-handed

come late to class, only left-handed seats left is left-handed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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