Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Made fun of for being disabled Get to roll around in a wheeled throne like a fucking king

Made fun of for being disabled Get to roll around in a wheeled throne like a fucking king  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Knows all the skateboard moves From playing Tony Hawk

Knows all the skateboard moves From playing Tony Hawk  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

You used so many paper towels Thanks for cleaning the house so thoroughly have another $50

You used so many paper towels Thanks for cleaning the house so thoroughly have another $50   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell friends I lost my virginity when I was 13 to seem cool Became a rumor and got me laid when I was 13

Tell friends I lost my virginity when I was 13 to seem cool Became a rumor and got me laid when I was 13  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Is recognized by fellow redditor whose name I've forgotten. He's wearing a nametag.

Is recognized by fellow redditor whose name I've forgotten. He's wearing a nametag.    Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets to the front page of R/Canada leverages that fact to get to front page of reddit

Gets to the front page of R/Canada leverages that fact to get to front page of reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Realizes it is his cake day too late Been out all day and had a great time anyway

Realizes it is his cake day too late Been out all day and had a great time anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Unwittingly quotes einstein while attempting to seduce girl It Works

Unwittingly quotes einstein while attempting to seduce girl  It Works  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Pops a boner during physical with hot female doctor blowjob and intercourse ensues

Pops a boner during physical with hot female doctor blowjob and intercourse ensues  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Crush cancelled lunch date Evening movie and dinner instead

Crush cancelled lunch date Evening movie and dinner instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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