Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

takes the walk of shame with pride

takes the walk of shame with pride  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

That moment when you know your post/comment will be downvoted... ...but you post it anyway, because fuck popular opinion!

That moment when you know your post/comment will be downvoted... ...but you post it anyway, because fuck popular opinion!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tells girl she has massive man hands calls me penguin and gives me the finest handjob known to man

Tells girl she has massive man hands calls me penguin and gives me the finest handjob known to man  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets up during a speech because he has to go to the bathroom starts a standing ovation

Gets up during a speech because he has to go to the bathroom starts a standing ovation  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk poked 4th grade crush on facebook fucked her

Drunk poked 4th grade crush on facebook fucked her  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkwardly talks to girl via reddit Already impressed her in real life

Awkwardly talks to girl via reddit  Already impressed her in real life  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Crush saw my dick whilst peeing one drunken night Said it was big

Crush saw my dick whilst peeing one drunken night Said it was big  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

CAS class where no one knows what you are talking about except the teacher

CAS class where no one knows what you are talking about except the teacher  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

diagnosed with cancer... received six free pity lap-dances

diagnosed with cancer... received six free pity lap-dances   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl starts to give me the friendzone talk Turned it into the friends with benefits zone

Girl starts to give me the friendzone talk Turned it into the friends with benefits zone  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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