Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got caught staring at her boobs She fell for "I'm blind"

Got caught staring at her boobs She fell for

"No really, i'm all sweaty from my last class..." Answers: "Even better!"

Asks in the middle of dinner if it is a date they say yes

Asks in the middle of dinner if it is a date they say yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Saw my old black friend and accidentally said "Dang nigga, it's been forever!" He wasn't offended.

Saw my old black friend and accidentally said

Thinks of funny SAP caption uses wrong image

Thinks of funny SAP caption uses wrong image  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally unhook friend's bra while joking around She laughs and says "Most guys can't do that with one hand"

Accidentally unhook friend's bra while joking around She laughs and says

Hates dancing Gets the shit grinded out of him within two minutes of entering the dance floor

Hates dancing Gets the shit grinded out of him within two minutes of entering the dance floor  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friend zoned by girl since they met went on a camping trip with her and had sex every night

friend zoned by girl since they met went on a camping trip with her and had sex every night   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Go to bank to deposit $5 Cute bank guy flirts with me

Go to bank to deposit $5 Cute bank guy flirts with me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

shaking from nerves of kissing girl for first time she didnt notice

shaking from nerves of kissing girl for first time she didnt notice   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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