Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

said "good afternoon" to officer while saluting in the morning he said good afternoon too

said

Proclaims to world they have the best system of government keeps personal arsenal of military weapons incase government turns bad

Proclaims to world they have the best system of government keeps personal arsenal of military weapons incase government turns bad  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Nice guys finish last In Bed

Nice guys finish last In Bed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Daydream in the direction of hot girl gives you her number

Daydream in the direction of hot girl gives you her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets boner wearing jeans Everyone thinks that's just how they look

gets boner wearing jeans Everyone thinks that's just how they look  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Almost get eliminated by Leafs in Round 1 Sweep Penguins in Round 3

Almost get eliminated by Leafs in Round 1 Sweep Penguins in Round 3  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

See a friend of a friend at the grocery store, but don't say hi Fuckit she's Mormon

See a friend of a friend at the grocery store, but don't say hi Fuckit she's Mormon  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

calls hot teacher "mom" she answers "yes daddy"

calls hot teacher

Stayed on campus for Thanksgiving break resnet actually works now

Stayed on campus for Thanksgiving break resnet actually works now  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

hot girl walks in on him jerking off she finishers the "job"

hot girl walks in on him jerking off she finishers the
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