Socially Awkward Penguin

do anything say "sorry"

do anything say

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE

A GIRL PAID ATTENTION TO ME I THINK I'M IN LOVE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something  Socially Awkward Penguin

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them  Socially Awkward Penguin

stop at crosswalk to let car pass Car stops anyway

stop at crosswalk to let
car pass Car stops anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

clicks on nsfw link at work out of curiosity screen freezes while coworkers walk by giggling at the giant dildo

clicks on nsfw link at work out of curiosity screen freezes while coworkers walk by giggling at the giant dildo  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears 2XC talking about Shark Week Checks Discovery Channel Listings

Hears 2XC talking about Shark Week Checks Discovery Channel Listings  Socially Awkward Penguin

ASSUME SOMEONE ELSE IN CROWD PUSHED CROSSWALK BUTTON STAND IN SILENCE FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE LIGHT DOESN'T CHANGE

ASSUME SOMEONE ELSE IN CROWD PUSHED CROSSWALK BUTTON STAND IN SILENCE FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE LIGHT DOESN'T CHANGE  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Remember to keep your headlights on sir" YOU TOO

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