Socially Awkward Penguin

wanted to try out the new voice command feature on the iphone but refrained because the people in verizon would have heard and judged

wanted to try out the new voice command feature on the iphone but refrained because the people in verizon would have heard and judged  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person asks what your favourite colour is Don't have a favourite colour

Person asks what your favourite colour is Don't have a favourite colour  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget Pen On way to class guess i'm taking mental notes today

Forget Pen On way to class guess i'm taking mental notes today  Socially Awkward Penguin

Show girlfriend all the memes you've made she now thinks you're a chronic masturbater

Show girlfriend all the memes you've made she now thinks you're a chronic masturbater   Socially Awkward Penguin

Turn on blinker to change lanes when car behind does the same. Stays put.

Turn on blinker to change lanes when car behind does the same. Stays put.  Socially Awkward Penguin

obeys don't walk sign pretends to text

obeys don't walk sign pretends to text  Socially Awkward Penguin

Song comes on the radio: "Yes! I love this song" Wrong song.

Song comes on the radio:

posts facebook status at optimal time to maximize likes and comments

posts facebook status at optimal time to maximize likes and comments  Socially Awkward Penguin

laugh through nose snot bubble

 laugh through nose   snot bubble  Socially Awkward Penguin

five hour bus ride next to cute boy and i'm wearing a reddit shirt

five hour bus ride next to
 cute boy and i'm wearing a reddit shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin
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