Socially Awkward Penguin

See cute girl you know at grocery store Hide behind giant cheese wheel display

See cute girl you know at grocery store Hide behind giant cheese wheel display  Socially Awkward Penguin

waits at urinal to avoid co-handwashing

waits at urinal to avoid 
co-handwashing  Socially Awkward Penguin

sales person recommends the wrong product and hands it to you say thank you and walk to the cashier not to hurt his feelings

sales person recommends the wrong product and hands it to you say thank you and walk to the cashier not to hurt his feelings  Socially Awkward Penguin

Block party? stay inside house all weekend

Block party? stay inside house all weekend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Grows ZZ Top Beard To buy trimming scissors for Pubic bush

Grows ZZ Top Beard To buy trimming scissors for Pubic bush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses the restroom while at dinner with friends Wishes he could stay there

Uses the restroom while at dinner with friends Wishes he could stay there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walls into bathroom just as you finish shitting Stay in stall until they leave

Someone walls into bathroom just as you finish shitting Stay in stall until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Kiss girl for the first time Say "achievement unlocked" out loud

Kiss girl for the first time  Say

Girl: "Hello!" Me: "Good, thanks!"

Girl:

just heard a great new song Learns it was the song coldplay plagiarized

just heard a great new song Learns it was the song coldplay plagiarized  Socially Awkward Penguin
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