Socially Awkward Penguin

On A run, car passes run faster so they don't think you're slow

On A run, car passes run faster so they don't think you're slow    Socially Awkward Penguin

Have caller id Answer phone like you don't know who it is

Have caller id Answer phone like you don't know who it is  Socially Awkward Penguin

No scooper in ice container at party warm soda is ok

No scooper in ice container at party warm soda is ok  Socially Awkward Penguin

MAKE MEME REFERENCE IRL NO ONE GETS IT

MAKE MEME REFERENCE IRL NO ONE GETS IT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into random house to avoid eye contact on street It's their house

Walk into random house to avoid eye contact on street It's their house  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hand raised in class to go to bathroom. Teacher asks for volunteers Put hand down.

Hand raised in class to go to bathroom. Teacher asks for volunteers Put hand down.  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally end up alone, in elevator, with work crush silent ride

finally end up alone, in elevator, with work crush silent ride  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decides to be jovial to the black guy stocking late night at walmart I see they have you slaving away...

Decides to be jovial to the black guy stocking late night at walmart I see they have you slaving away...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Approaches parallel parking spot people are walking by, too afraid to mess up, keep on driving

Approaches parallel parking spot people are walking by, too afraid to mess up, keep on driving  Socially Awkward Penguin

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