Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to walk around someone in the hallway - Step to the right So do they

Try to walk around someone in the hallway - Step to the right So do they  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nobody picks you, the teams are even "I'll be ref!"

Nobody picks you, the teams are even

public pool mens locker room naked chinese guy next to your locker

public pool mens locker room naked chinese guy next to your locker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally calls girl he likes Prays that it goes straight to voicemail

Finally calls girl he likes Prays that it goes straight to voicemail  Socially Awkward Penguin

Scoots chair in, to let person by chair is mounted in ground

Scoots chair in, to let person by chair is mounted in ground  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks, "Are you going up or down?" "No"

Girl asks,

co-worker on mat leave brings her newborn daughter in. "What's her name?" "Sophia." "What a conicidence. That's my dog's name!"

co-worker on mat leave brings her newborn daughter in.

Visiting friends new place Uncontrollable bowels

Visiting friends new place Uncontrollable bowels  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asked for a pencil She wants my dick

Girl asked for a pencil She wants my dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has worked with the same people for years Still afraid to say their coworkers' name for fear of getting it wrong.

Has worked with the same people for years Still afraid to say their coworkers' name for fear of getting it wrong.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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