Socially Awkward Penguin

Theatre clerk says "enjoy the movie" "you too"

Theatre clerk says

"Lets here from someone who hasn't spoken yet." Everyone glances your way

someone takes a picture of him with a girl doesn't browse reddit for a few days

someone takes a picture of him with a girl doesn't browse reddit for a few days  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens laptop at work. Forgets he was watching a sex scene from True blood at full blast when he closed it.

Opens laptop at work.  Forgets he was watching a sex scene from True blood at full blast when he closed it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

try to take part in a conversation Responds with "this is the first time you've spoken all night"

try to take part in a conversation Responds with

Remember embarrassing event from years ago thinks everyone still talks about it

Remember embarrassing event from years ago thinks everyone still talks about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

trick or treaters Spends oct 31 in hotel

trick or treaters Spends oct 31 in hotel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Descretely picks nose now where do i put this thing?

Descretely picks nose now where do i put this thing?  Socially Awkward Penguin

hit Enter instead of apostrophe on facebook comment unfriend

hit Enter instead of apostrophe on facebook comment unfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts comment up about lying to boss about why he was late Is friends with boss on facebook

Puts comment up about lying to boss about why he was late  Is friends with boss on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin
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