Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door for the person behind says "Thank you"

Holds door for the person behind says

Practice what you want to say to your crush for days "humahauyfdterj"

Practice what you want to say to your crush for days

"Let me look that up on my phone for you." Close-up of a bleached asshole upon opening browser

Hooks up with fwb Too drunk to stay awake. Repeatedly...

Hooks up with fwb Too drunk to stay awake.
Repeatedly...  Socially Awkward Penguin

pregnant coworker trying to make conversation with me "so...you're still pregnant?"

pregnant coworker trying to make conversation with me

See someone you know at the grocery store "What brings you here?"

See someone you know at the grocery store

Too afraid to confront neighbors face to face sends the message via wifi network name

Too afraid to confront neighbors face to face sends the message via wifi network name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Human Resources employee in elevator and jokes, "who ya firing today?" Other person in the elevator was just fired and is being escorted out of the building

Sees Human Resources employee in elevator and jokes,

Knows answer doesn't answer in fear of being a know-it-all

Knows answer doesn't answer in fear of being a know-it-all  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks about talking to stranger Posts on UMentionMac

Thinks about talking to stranger Posts on UMentionMac  Socially Awkward Penguin
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