Socially Awkward Penguin

CHECKS SPELLING OF BIG WORDS WHEN TEXTING TO IMPRESS GIRL FORGETS TOO CHECK TEH SIMPLE ONES

CHECKS SPELLING OF BIG WORDS WHEN TEXTING TO IMPRESS GIRL FORGETS TOO CHECK
TEH SIMPLE ONES  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretend to be talking on the phone, so girl thinks you're cool PHONE RINGS

Pretend to be talking on the phone, so girl thinks you're cool PHONE RINGS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know where something is in store. Tells employees everything is alright.

Doesn't know where something is in store. Tells employees everything is alright.  Socially Awkward Penguin

I got laid! with a hooker, can't tell anyone.

I got laid! with a hooker, can't tell anyone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

NO ONE IS LISTENIGN KEEPS TALKING

NO ONE IS LISTENIGN KEEPS TALKING  Socially Awkward Penguin

ACT BADASS ONCE Reflect upon it forever

ACT BADASS ONCE Reflect upon it forever  Socially Awkward Penguin

See old friend on facebook chat and want to see what he's up to Stalk profile instead of actually talking to him

See old friend on facebook chat and want to see what he's up to Stalk profile instead of actually talking to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bar is too loud to hear if anyone answered knocking on bathroom door wait outside for somebody else to walk in and use it first

Bar is too loud to hear if anyone answered knocking on bathroom door wait outside for somebody else to walk in and use it first  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How much have you had to drink tonight?" "GOOD."

Stranger parks next to open spot Better park elsewhere to avoid possible interaction

Stranger parks next to open spot Better park elsewhere to avoid possible interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin
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