Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress reaches for glass behind you Go in for a hug

Waitress reaches for glass behind you Go in for a hug  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to take sneaky camera pic in public to post on Reddit Forgets phone has a flash

Tries to take sneaky camera pic in public to post on Reddit Forgets phone has a flash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Aims pee in urinal to reduce noise Noticeable amount of pee splashes on pants

Aims pee in urinal to reduce noise Noticeable amount of pee splashes on pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somone knocks on your door unexpectedly. Turn of phone, pretend to be somewhere else.

Somone knocks on your door unexpectedly. Turn of phone, pretend to be somewhere else.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start dating english-speaking Italian girl while studying abroad in germany still speak german a year later because now it's too awkward to switch to english

Start dating english-speaking Italian girl while studying abroad in germany still speak german a year later because now it's too awkward to switch to english  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening to music with headphones Have to check every few seconds to make sure you aren't breathing heavy.

Listening to music with headphones Have to check every few seconds to make sure you aren't breathing heavy.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: "It's my self confidence issues, I just think i am ugly" "Don't worry, everyone does"

Girl:

Gets invited to a party doesnt go, because hes afraid to be lame

Gets invited to a party doesnt go, because hes afraid to be lame  Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to show some form of greeting to the customer with no arms performs a low-bending stage bow

wants to show some form of greeting to the customer with no arms performs a low-bending stage bow  Socially Awkward Penguin

DON'T THINK ANYTHING WEIRD SOMEONE IN THE ROOM MIGHT BE ABLE TO READ MINDS

DON'T THINK ANYTHING WEIRD SOMEONE IN THE ROOM MIGHT BE ABLE TO READ MINDS  Socially Awkward Penguin
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