Socially Awkward Penguin

no thanks I like to play with myself

no thanks I like to play with myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get hugged by attractive girl and freeze She notices and says sorry

Get hugged by attractive girl and freeze She notices and says sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds open door for girl she uses the other door

Holds open door for girl she uses the other door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lady on TV Wears a low cut shirt Avert your eyes every few seconds so she doesn't catch you staring

Lady on TV Wears a low cut shirt Avert your eyes every few seconds so she doesn't catch you staring  Socially Awkward Penguin

passion for photography so buy an expensive camera Too self-conscious to use it around anyone

passion for photography so buy an expensive camera Too self-conscious to use it around anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows another player is from the same country Still talks English

Knows another player is from the same country Still talks English  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit down for Haircut: "How are you doing today?" OH GOD NO!

Sit down for Haircut:
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