Socially Awkward Penguin

Exchange numbers with a girl petrified to text her.

Exchange numbers with a girl petrified to text her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl finishes workout and is walking out "have a good workout" "oh yea you too!"

cute girl finishes workout and is walking out

pull up to stop light next to someone you know. then immediately look away, turn up music, and pull out phone like you just received an important text. acknowledge them

pull up to stop light next to someone you know.   then immediately look away, turn up music, and pull out phone like you just received an important text. acknowledge them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bathroom attendant waiting to hand you towel No need. Skip washing hands, avoid eye contact and get out as quickly as possible.

Bathroom attendant waiting to hand you towel No need. Skip washing hands, avoid eye contact and get out as quickly as possible.  Socially Awkward Penguin

front of the line at walmart breaks a sweat

front of the line at walmart breaks a sweat  Socially Awkward Penguin

trick or treat? turn off the lights and pretend you are not home

trick or treat? turn off the lights and pretend you are not home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too many facebook friends to invite to birthday party Can't decide who not to invite ... consider cancelling the whole thing

Too many facebook friends to invite to birthday party Can't decide who not to invite ... consider cancelling the whole thing  Socially Awkward Penguin

say "See you later Man" to a female professor drops class immediately

say

Everyday im Waddling

Everyday im Waddling  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts singing Happy Birthday with everyone else it's his birthday

Starts singing Happy Birthday with everyone else it's his birthday    Socially Awkward Penguin
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