Socially Awkward Penguin

Update Facebook status No one responds Delete it

Update Facebook status
No one responds Delete it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to take last gulp as the group is leaving the restaurant overestimate mouth capacity, spill drink all over shirt

Need to take last gulp as the group is leaving the restaurant overestimate mouth capacity, spill drink all over shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

starts new trend no one believes i started it

starts new trend no one believes i started it  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Good morning sir" 2:19 pm

Waitress, "Enjoy your meal!" YOU TOO

Waitress,

Post great skyrim drawing on reddit apologize for it immediately

Post great skyrim drawing on reddit apologize for it immediately   Socially Awkward Penguin

Invites family over Ignores them and goes on reddit

Invites family over Ignores them and goes on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

"hey, what's up?" Hi, good morning

Goes to butcher and orders Half a kilo of chicken tittie

Goes to butcher and orders Half a kilo of chicken tittie  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to reddit meetup Didn't talk to anyone. Felt awkward. Left.

Went to reddit meetup Didn't talk to anyone. Felt awkward. Left.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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