Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to two drive-thrus across town So as to not look like a fatty

Goes to two drive-thrus across town So as to not 
look like a fatty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Graduates college wants another degree

Graduates college wants another degree  Socially Awkward Penguin

food poisoning and scorching fever on a work day i'll be ok

food poisoning and scorching fever on a work day i'll be ok  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't know if the girl i like is also a socially awkward penguin or she just hates me

Don't know if the girl i like is also a socially awkward penguin or she just hates me    Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes CAT TO IMPRESS GIRL GETS LOWER PERCENTILE THAN HER

Writes CAT TO IMPRESS GIRL  GETS LOWER PERCENTILE THAN HER   Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'm glad I could help you, and thank you for calling American Express today." "You're welcome."

Thinks whole year to post funny meme for birthday No one laughs

Thinks whole year to post funny meme for birthday No one laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run out of things to say in conversation So, Osama huh?

Run out of things to say in conversation So, Osama huh?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds Fly cooked into his chinese food at buffet says nothing and keeps eating

Finds Fly cooked into
his chinese food at buffet says nothing and keeps eating  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to poop in public washroom cough loudly so no one hears the noises

have to poop in public washroom cough loudly so no one hears the noises  Socially Awkward Penguin
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