Socially Awkward Penguin

friend request from girl on facebook accept then immediately look through own photo's to see what she will be looking at

friend request from girl on facebook accept then immediately look through own photo's to see what she will be looking at  Socially Awkward Penguin

One of the last two people on earth "Are you talking to me?"

One of the last two people on earth

Someone Mispronounces your name doesn't correct them

Someone Mispronounces your name doesn't correct them  Socially Awkward Penguin

masturbated before he knew what masturbation was

masturbated before he knew what masturbation was  Socially Awkward Penguin

on major pop-punk streak worried that people who hear will think you have relationship problems

on major pop-punk streak worried that people who hear will think you have relationship problems  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into a crowded restroom didn't have to pee anyway

Walks into a crowded restroom didn't have to pee anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

"ok class it's time for a group project" fuck

wants to start conversation with tow truck driver so it isn't awkwardly silent "so what do you do for a living?"

wants to start conversation with tow truck driver so it isn't awkwardly silent

Sales woman says "I'll come check on you in a couple minutes" Sneaks away before she gets back.

Sales woman says

unsure if person walking behind you is too far away to hold open door for pretends not to notice them

unsure if person walking behind you is too far away to hold open door for   pretends not to notice them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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