Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a facebook status about the truth you're afraid everyone will freak over analyze reactions and Follow it with "haha i will never leave my facebook logged on for my to do this roommates again"

Make a facebook status about the truth you're afraid everyone will freak over analyze reactions and Follow it with

Ask a girl when baby is due girl isn't pregnant

Ask a girl when baby is due girl isn't pregnant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk wrong way to bathroom Get a drink of water instead

Walk wrong way to bathroom Get a drink of water instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl talks to you in elevator forget to ask her name

Cute girl talks to you in elevator forget to ask her name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl sits in the empty seat next to you Moves to another table

Cute girl sits in the empty seat next to you Moves to another table  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy the rest of your birthday!" You too... I mean... Bye

hot girl pulls up next to me at red light suddenly become hyper aware of all my movements

hot girl pulls up next to me at red light suddenly become hyper aware of all my movements   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to fool around with fiance end up just laying on the bed for 20 minutes because neither know how to initiate

Goes to fool around with fiance   end up just laying on the bed for 20 minutes because neither know how to initiate  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you so much!" No, thank you.

Notices stranger staring at car while stopped at red light Avoids eye contact at all costs

Notices stranger staring at car while stopped at red light Avoids eye contact at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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